Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
dankcrystals: I intended on getting really stoned and playing xbox but I ended up getting really stoned and eating gummy worms instead. that sounds like a much better plan…not that xbox would have been bad either
fifty-one-shades-of-grey: people who leave the clump of toothpaste in the sink after brushing their teeth
wvnderbar: people make the fuss over really really small subtle details in kids movies and shows, like there not being any black people in brave and the “”“vulgar”“” language in regular show and stuff like that. they were so much more relaxed about it like 10 years ago. just look at the powerpuff girl. the main villain was a crossdressing devil lobster people nowadays would shit a chicken if...
biteythevillain: biteythevillain: what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark how fucking high was i last night
fasterfood: praisebethepants: hey I just got my drivers license hey I’m getting mine next hey I doubt it
lolatenenbaum: did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th? or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it? or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes? or that camels have 3 eyelids? or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath? or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent? or that dolphins...
The night is young
and by that i mean i’m high and i can’t sleep. talk to me.